we are in big trouble!

A couple had two little boys ages 8 and 10, who were excessively mischievous. They were always getting into trouble and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.

The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she asked if he would speak with her boys. The clergyman agreed, and asked to see them individually. So, the mother sent her 8-year-old first, in the morning, with the older boy to see the clergyman in the afternoon.

The clergyman, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, "Where is God?"

They boy's mouth dropped open, but he made no response, sitting there with his mouth hanging open. The clergyman repeated the question. "Where is God?" Again, the boy made no attempt to answer. So the clergyman raised his voice some more and shook his finger in the boy's face and bellowed, "Where is God!?"

The boy screamed and bolted from the room. He ran directly home and dove into his closet, slamming the door behind him. When his older brother found him in the closet, he asked, "What happened?"

The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied, "We are in big trouble this time! God is missing and they think we did it!"

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"good ole' peeping tom."

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terrorists attack.

Joke of the Day...Sunday

We've just been notified by Security that 6 suspected terrorists have been working out of your office.

Five of the six have been apprehended. Bin Sleepin', Bin Loafin', Bin Moanin', Bin Lunchin', and Bin Drinkin' have been taken into custody.

Our agent advised us that they could find no one fitting the description of the sixth cell member, Bin Workin', at your office.

Security is confident that anyone who looks like he's Bin Workin' will be very easy to spot.

You are obviously not a suspect at this time.

***Picture of the day***

"osama's views.."

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Jesus is Watching You.

Joke of the Day...Saturday

There was a burgler who broke into a home and started to gather the items he wanted to take. All of a sudden he heard, "Jesus is watching you!" He didn't see anything in the dark house, so he went on with what he was doing.

He heard, "Jesus is watching you!" again and then he really wondered who wassaying that. He turned on the flashlight, scanned the room, and finally saw a parrot.

"Did you say that?" asked the burgler.

"Yes," replied the parrot.

"By the way, what's your name?" the burgler inquired.

Moses," answered the parrot.

"That's a strange name for a parrot. Who named you that?"

"The same people who named their rotweiller Jesus!"

***Picture of the day***

"this is the primitive way on how to send missiles to Iraq..way to go..."

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better than pork..

Joke of the Day...Friday

A priest and a rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train. After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying, "I know that in your religion you're not supposed to eat pork. Have you actually ever tasted it?"

The rabbi said, "I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on the odd occasion."

Then the Rabbi had his turn of interrogation. He asked, "Your religion, too... I know you're suposed to be celibate, (not engage in relationship) but...?"

The priest replied, "Yes, I know what you're going to ask. I have succumbed once or twice."

There was silence for a while. Then the Rabbi peeped around the newspaper he was reading and said, "Better than pork, isn't it?"

***Picture of the day***

"it's the mouse tea time!!!"

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are they working???

Joke of the Day...Thursday

The young driver, thinking his blinkers weren't working, stopped his car and asked his blonde girlfriend to get out and check them. 

She stood behind the car looking puzzled, but saying nothing. 

So the driver yelled, "Well, are they working or not?"

The girlfriend responded, "yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no, yes, no..."

***Picture of the day***

"I'm warning you everything is being taped!!!"

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Bee Inconspicuous

Joke of the Day...Wednesday

Two bees ran into each other. The first bee asked the other how things were going.

"Really bad," said the second bee. "The weather has been really wet and damp and there aren't any flowers or pollen, so I can't make any honey."

"No problem," said the first bee. "Just fly down five blocks and turn left. Keep going until you see all the cars. There's a Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and fruit."

"Thanks for the tip," said the second bee, and he flew away.

A few hours later, the two bees ran into each other again. The first bee asked, "How'd it go?"
"Great!" said the second bee. "It was everything you said it would be."

"Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first bee.

"That's my yarmulke," said the second bee. "I didn't want them to think I was a wasp."

***Picture of the day***

"the real DareDevil..!!!"

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tragedy

Joke of the Day...Tuesday

There are three guy's on an air plane, a priest, a military commander and a father. The pilot said to drop every thing that they were holding. The military man was holding a bomb, the priest was holding a book, and the father was holding a shoe.

When the plane landed the priest saw two kids crying. He asked whay are you crying they answered are dad died because a book fell on his head.

The father saw a little girl crying and asked whay are you crying she said her dad died because a shoe fell on his head.

Then the military commander saw two kids laughing and asked why are you laughing. They said are daddy farted and the house blew up!

***Picture of the day***

"say cheese...!!!"

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the fly...

Joke of the Day...Monday

A fly was buzzing along one morning when he saw a lawn mower someone had left out in their front yard.  He flew over and sat on the handle, watching the children going down the sidewalk on their way to school.

One little boy tripped on a crack and fell, spilling his lunch on the sidewalk.  He picked himself up, put his lunch back in the bag and went on.  But he missed a piece of bologna. The fly had not eaten that morning and he sure was hungry so he flew down and started eating the bologna. In fact he ate so much that he could not fly, so he waddled across the sidewalk, across the lawn, up the wheel of the lawn mower, up the handle, and sat there resting and watching the children.  There was still some bologna laying there on the sidewalk. 

He was really stuffed, but that baloney sure did look good.  Finally temptation got the best of him and he jumped off the handle of the lawn mower to fly over to the baloney.  But alas he was too full to fly and he went splat, killing himself instantly. 

The moral of the story: Don't fly off the handle when you are full of baloney.

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"missiles everywhere"

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